Have we mentioned how much we love our minions? Why, you ask? Because they now send us pictures of questionable dog toys and tell us they thought of us. We’ll take that as a compliment. We think. So, thanks to reader Megan for this lovely (?) Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday. So, which one is which??
So at this point you’re going “Oh Dog Snobs, you can’t fool us. Those are clearly both sex toys.” In fact, Potnoodle refused to believe one wasn’t a sex toy after BusyBee told her the answer, so…. we give you proof:
That’s right. Option B, despite having two “heads” is a Nylabone. Emphasis on the bone. Really Nylabone, did it have to have that exact shape? You’ve already got the Galileo bone to answer for. And what is that in the bottom right-hand corner of the “packaging”…strong and long? We just… To paraphrase one of the greatest modern poets, this toy is long and strong and (we assume) down to get the friction on.