10 Utterly Ridiculous Things Dog Owners Secretly Love Doing

Let’s be honest — living with a dog turns even the most sensible adult into a total softie (or a borderline lunatic, depending on how you look at it). There’s just something about those floppy ears, wiggly tails and soul-melting eyes that makes you do things you never thought you would.

And while we could pretend we’re dignified grown-ups with boundaries… we’re not fooling anyone. Here are 10 utterly ridiculous things dog owners secretly love doing — and wouldn’t change for the world.

1. Talking to Your Dog Like They’re a Tiny Furry Human

And not just “sit” and “stay” — full-blown conversations. “Did you have a nice nap, sweetie?” “What do you fancy for dinner tonight — chicken or lamb?” “Why are you giving me that look? I did bring the ball.” You’ll even narrate your dog’s inner monologue in a weird voice. It’s bonkers. It’s glorious. And yes, your dog probably understands more than you think. Or at least pretends to.

2. Using Absurd Nicknames That Escalate Over Time

You started with “Buddy” or “Lola,” but now it’s somehow evolved into “Snuggle Muffin,” “Fluffmaster General,” or “Captain Wigglepants.” The weirder, the better. You’d never call your partner these names (unless you want a divorce), but for your dog? Absolutely acceptable. In fact, essential.

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3. Singing Made-Up Songs About Them (To Actual Tunes)

You catch yourself singing full-blown musical numbers in the kitchen:
🎵 “Who’s the goodest boy in town? It’s YOUUUU, Sir Woofy Brown!” 🎵

Often to the tune of a pop song. Sometimes in an opera voice. It’s bizarre. It’s embarrassing. And it’s weirdly cathartic. Your dog doesn’t care that you’re off-key — they just want to know if it ends in a treat.

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4. Taking 147 Nearly Identical Photos of Them Sleeping

“Oh my God, look how cute he is with his paw like that!” Click. “Now look — he’s rolled over!” Click. “Wait, now his nose is twitching!” Click click click. Your camera roll is 90% dog naps from every conceivable angle. You have no regrets. You show them to people like proud parents showing baby photos. They nod politely. You don’t care.

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5. Throwing Them Birthday Parties (Complete With Cake and Hats)

You swore you’d never become that person. And now here you are, baking peanut butter dog cupcakes, buying party hats, and inviting your dog’s “friends” from the park. You’ve got a banner. You’ve got balloons. You sing Happy Birthday like a total lunatic. But your dog looks delighted (or confused but happy), and honestly, that’s all that matters.

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6. Having Full-On Bed Negotiations Every Night

You started out strict: “No dogs on the bed!” Fast-forward six months and now you’re curled up on the very edge of your mattress while your dog sleeps diagonally like royalty. You whisper, “Can I have just a bit of blanket?” while trying not to disturb their majestic slumber. It’s ridiculous. But moving them feels… wrong. It’s their bed now. You just rent space.

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7. Celebrating Every Minor Achievement Like It’s a Nobel Prize

“He sat! HE ACTUALLY SAT WHEN I SAID SIT!”
“Did you see that recall? Olympic level. Seriously.”

You become a proud, over-the-top cheerleader for every tiny success, like you’re training a canine genius. There’s clapping. Treats. Possibly a tear in your eye. Outsiders don’t get it, but fellow dog owners know — every win is a moment of glory.

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8. Letting Them Listen to Music or Watch TV “Just for Them”

“Oh, I leave the radio on when I go out — he likes smooth jazz.”
“She loves watching David Attenborough documentaries — all the nature sounds, you know?”

We invent preferences for our dogs and treat them like connoisseurs. Does your dog care about the difference between Spotify and Classic FM? Absolutely not. But it makes us feel like good pet parents, and frankly, it’s hilarious.

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9. Talking About Their Poo in Great Detail

Let’s not sugarcoat it — dog owners become oddly obsessed with poop.
“Was it normal today?”
“Bit soft, wasn’t it?”
“Has he gone yet?”

You find yourself analysing it like a wine tasting. Colour, consistency, frequency — you’ve become an expert. And while it’s disgusting to anyone else, to dog owners, it’s just part of the job. A weirdly important part.

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10. Feeling Personally Offended When They Ignore You at the Park

You’ve raised them, fed them, loved them, made up songs about them — and now you’re standing in the park calling their name like a lunatic while they pretend not to hear you because a squirrel is far more interesting. The betrayal cuts deep. But you still beam with pride when they come running — 15 minutes later — like you’re the lucky one. And honestly? You are.

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