Funny Dog Jokes You’ll Love

Dogs have a special place in our hearts with their wagging tails and joyful barks. But did you know that they can also inspire some tail-waggingly good humor?

Here are 87 of the best dog jokes to make dog lovers of all ages howl with laughter and maybe groan a bit as well!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark!


I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.



What do you call a cold dog? A pupsicle!


Why did the dog go to the vet? Because he was feeling “ruff.”


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howell. Howell who? Howell you know if you don’t open the door?

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