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Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday

17 Nov

Ready to play another (a)rousing game of which one is for the pooch and which one is for the cooch? Sorry. We’ll never use that word again. Moving on…

Option A

 

Option B

One of these has the word “squeezz” in its name.  The other is the sex toy.  We’re not quite sure how we feel about that.   Actually, we do.  Uncomfortable.

Have your guess yet?  *Drumroll Please*

Option A is the Kong Squeezz toy for dogs and Option B is an eerily similar sex toy.  Both claim to be made of “a unique and durable material”, and based on appearances we can only assume they share the same patent. We can only hope the sex toy doesn’t make that bizarre noise when in use… unless dying rabbit noises are what gets you going. If so… we ask that you seek help. Please.

 

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Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday

3 Nov

So remember yesterday when we said we were done mentioning tentacle porn….

We lied.   So, which is an innocent toy meant for dogs and which comes to you from a dark corner of the wide world of web?

Option A

Option A

 

Option B

Option B

This week is a tricky one, but our longtime players and sex toy experts know that option A is the sex toy… we think. Option B is still looking pretty sketchy to us. It even has a flared base for safety. On the other hand, we’re pretty sure option A is made from a discarded Kong mold from their Squeezz JELS line.

He would have been on the end, but he got sent to the wrong factory.

Sex Toy or Dog Toy; The Aquatic Edition

22 Sep

Did you miss being absolutely disgusted every Saturday? For that one freak that raised their hand, this aquatic edition of Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday is dedicated to you. The rest of you… sorry.

Option A

Option B

This week is a hard one… need some time to think?

Time’s up! If you guessed option A was the sex toy…. you’d be wrong.  Despite a description that reads “It’s made of all natural latex that can bear the tough love that you(r dog) will show to this little friend”, option A is a dog toy.  Seriously.  Option B, on the other hand, is a sex toy called the “I Rub My Ducky”. That makes the proceeding video a lot creepier. Rubber Ducky is the one indeed…

Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday

24 Aug

Ready for another a-maize-ing (see what we did there?) edition of Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday?

Time to put on your thinking caps!  Which is the sex toy and which is the dog toy?

A

Option A

Option B

Option B

If you guessed option A is the sex toy, you’d be correct, meaning option B is for the dogs.  If you’re bothered by how eerily similar these two are, well, you’re not alone.  And what’s that you say, you’ll never look at corn the same again?  You’re welcome.

WTF… Sex Toy… We don’t even know.

17 Aug

Here on The Dog Snobs, we try to have two fairly regular columns–WTF Wednesday and Sex Toy Saturday. Today, we present you an item that combines the two.

It’s here. It scares us. 

Silly Dog Snobs, you say, “That is clearly just a clatter stick for protection or ring work”.   To that we encourage you to read a little more closely . Read the description. Now look at the products suggested below it. Concerned yet? We are.

Apparently the sound is supposed to scare your dog and interrupt the behavior. OK, that makes sense…maybe? What happened to a can of pennies if you want to go that training route? Is the BDSM element really necessary?  We think not.

Granted we have seen some worrying leather dog equipment before, but we’re pretty sure this one takes the cake.   The creepy, creepy cake.

There are like five dog toys on this thing.

Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday

27 Jul

Ready for us to ruin your weekend…and quite possibly your appetite?

Which one is the sex toy and which is the dog toy?

Option A

Option B

Ready for an answer?  Feel a sudden urge for a cupcake?  We hope not, you sickos.

Option A is the dog toy, and Option B is the sex toy.  According to their website, the cherry “packs an extra punch”.  Wonderful.

We’ll never look at a cupcake the same again.  We’ll stick to pie….

…or not.

 

 

Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday

30 Jun
Option A

Option A

 

 

Option B

Option B

 

If you said Option B was the dog toy you’d be… wrong.  That’s right,  Option A is the Kong Pacifier dog toy. Option B is….we don’t want talk about Option B. We suggest that if you own either of these that you don’t leave them sitting around the house.  Your guests will thank you.

Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday

15 Jun

Ready for us to ruin another Saturday?  Ok, which one is meant for hours of entertainment with your pooch, and which one is meant for your cooch?

 

 

Option A

Option A

 

Option B

Option B

 

 

If you picked option A as the dog toy, you are correct.  For those of you who picked option B, we’re sorry.  That’s a kegel ball.  Not sure what those do?  We suggest you Google it, but not at work.  That would be awkward.

 

 

Sex Toy Saturday

8 Jun

Did you miss Sex Toy Saturday last week?  No?  Well, we got a ton of new followers and they must be initiated!  Ok, so which is the dog toy?

 

Option A

 

Option B

 

See a difference? Nope, us either. However, Option B is the dog toy, despite being called goughnuts. Please stop. The goughnuts stick just LOOKS like it is made to be inserted in something. Wait… What’s that you say?

 

Well that’s unfortunate.

 

Sex Toy Saturday

25 May

Honestly, we’re starting to dread Saturdays.

Option A

Option B

DogProjekt, you really just need to stop. Sure, this week is another easy one because it is labeled but, COME ON. This is really just going too far. Obviously Option B is the dog toy. However,  we suggest you watch the instructional video on the Tenga website for clarification.  Or not.  Yeah, just don’t.

Not to leave out our male readers (do we have male readers??) this week’s sex toy is ribbed for HIS pleasure. Don’t worry ladies…. you can flip it inside out and use it for yourself too. Truly a good egg.  Note that both the sex toy and the dog toy have convenient openings at the bottom that you can stuff…err…things into. If it’s peanut butter, I think they’ve just found a new sharing market.

Watching Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka will never be the same.

I suppose asking if it is cream filled would be tasteless…