We’ve been slacking on Sex Toy or Dog Toy shenanigans, we know. We would like to report that it’s because we’ve been getting so much action in our personal lives that we needn’t write about such schlock, but sadly, that isn’t the case. So, here we are, back to writing about things that require us to clear our internet search history on the regular. So minions, which one is ribbed for your pleasure and which is ribbed for Fido’s pleasure?
We want you think LONG and HARD about this one. See what we did there? No? Think harder. And longer…and..ok. We’re done. You missed Saturdays, didn’t you?
Option B, despite having some rather suspicious looking nubbins’ is the dog toy (puppy teething rings), while Option A is a lovely set of cock rings. Both are dishwasher safe (just say no to sex toys next to coffee mugs) and sturdy, so you just know there is some sicko out there using them for dual purposes. If it’s one of you, dear readers, we really don’t want to know about it.