Yahooooooooooo

6 Jan

You asked it, for we listened.  Below we have taken yet another stab at answering some of the best (read: worst) questions we found on Yahoo answers lately.  You’re welcome.

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No.  However, he may demand a muscle shirt and a vacation in Palm Springs. Really though, what exactly kind of homosexual experience are we talking about. Did he hump a male dog? Because we all know it’s only gay if he’s on bottom.

 

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It won’t cost much. Just your voice…Really though, that sounds delicious. What’s the price with a couple of slices of garlic bread?

 


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The answer is fucking surely not “post on yahoo answers”. Get thee to a vet, doucheschooner.

You’ll shoot your eye out!

 

 

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Shitty McGee, Mr. Hanky, a variety of other gross poop based names. Be a little more original, please.

 

 

 

 

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Let’s have a simple anatomy lesson, mmkay? Saliva comes from salivary glands, which are located in the mouth.  Unless your dog has some sort of canine vagina dentata, that stuff isn’t saliva.  Also, why are you so close to your dog’s nether regions? Creeper.

 


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We don’t know, but can we get it toasted with some garlic and that bolonoodles from earlier?

 

 

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Clearly this is her coping mechanism to deal with her traumatic past. Please never store them out of your decrepit chihuahua’s reach, she needs them.

 

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Whoa man, this is a little deep to be between a question about when to tell your cat about sex (https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150101162932AAEbIoB) and a post asking how to tell if your husky is pregnant.

 

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It’s like you don’t even fucking read The Dog Snobs

 

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Why do you dumbass ask stupid question?

 

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Spay her. Also yourself. Also, possibly your entire immediate family.

 

And to think these are only a tiny sample of the stupid…

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8 Responses to “Yahooooooooooo”

  1. Joy January 6, 2015 at 2:08 am #

    I have worked at various vets in Ontario and BC. At one clinic I was working we had a call from some regarding their cat who was in heat. She wanted to know if she could stop it by dunking the cat in a bucket of cold water.

  2. Gail Bonaldi January 6, 2015 at 2:08 am #

    LOL, thanks for the laugh tonite!!!

  3. bgszap2 January 6, 2015 at 3:08 am #

    These are priceless but unfortunately have the ring of truth. If I had a nickel for everyone who thought their neutered dog was growing a new set…. or who accused us of not neutering the dog when what they were looking at was perfectly normal anatomy on a neutered dog….

  4. Sand Spring Chesapeakes January 6, 2015 at 3:28 am #

    Awesome thanks for the smile.

  5. LydiaG January 6, 2015 at 3:55 am #

    These are amazing!!

    I have, however, witnessed a canine homosexual encounter. One male dog humped another male dog. There was anal penetration. Prison rape style. With feces on the penis of the offender and anal bleeding from the victim.

    This is 100% truth. Both dogs are fine.

  6. iwanttobelieve January 8, 2015 at 2:39 am #

    I don’t know about vaginal saliva, but ovaries can grow teeth (http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=4703) so who knows ;P.

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