WTF Wednesday: That’s Just Shitty

4 Dec

It all comes back to poop, right?

 

Sad little turd

According to the company behind this lovely toy, “Abandoned at birth, Mr. Poops* could not understand why no one would want him. Alone, in the hot sun, he was left to dry out with no hope of survival. With each passing dog he hoped that he would not be so dried out that no one would recognize him as they sniffed looking to find their own family. Please adopt Mr. Poops and give him the family he deserves.

Enough with the orphan poop sob story. Can we track down the asshole who left Mr. Poops spattered on the sidewalk in the first place?  I am sure our vigilante poo crew  would love to swing into action.

Also, according to Amazon, Mr. Poops is 10 inches long.   Clearly Mr. Poops’ “creator” has been eating shitty dog food.  May we suggest a nice grain-free food instead?

So, who wants to welcome Mr. Poops into their home this holiday season?  Doesn’t everyone want to see a massive turd** on their family room floor or dangling from Fluffy’s mouth?

Tastes like…kibbles and shits?

*yes, they named him Mr. Poops.  We would like to think his first name is Seymour.

**pretty sure this is the same pattern used to create the classic toy “Shermy the Spermy”. Ok fine, we just made that up. That toy doesn’t exist…yet.

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13 Responses to “WTF Wednesday: That’s Just Shitty”

  1. wkmtca December 4, 2014 at 1:41 am #

    obviously not from a raw fed dog..

  2. Diane December 4, 2014 at 1:55 am #

    It’s just weird enough that I looked it up on Amazon. Only $8.99, except I did the math and it would cost $3,236.40 for an hour’s worth of play. Except it wouldn’t last more than 10 seconds in this house. According to the reviews, it’s pretty much (ahem) crap. Funny, since it’s made by the company that makes Tuffys which are supposed to be pretty much destroy-proof. Which is also a joke in this house – their strongest rated Tuffy was reduced to its component atoms in a lot less time than it takes me to earn that amount. Nylabones are the only things that last more than an hour around here.

  3. Laura December 4, 2014 at 2:11 am #

    I thought for sure that was a sex toy.

    • dorannadurgin December 4, 2014 at 2:37 am #

      Why does it have a rune on its, er, forehead? (One of many unanswerable things about this particular toy, I guess.)

  4. Kat Farres December 4, 2014 at 2:36 am #

    OH the perrrrrrrrrrrfect thing to get for taking the dog over to Gramma’s full house of non dog people this xmas……I’ve been looking for a reason to leave early LOL

  5. Nancy December 4, 2014 at 2:49 am #

    That’s just not right….

  6. Rachel December 4, 2014 at 3:04 am #

    Definitely also a candidate for “Sex Toy or Dog Toy?” Saturday. Except that it’s supposed to be a turd. Which takes this to a quadruple-X level even you ladies seldom go.

  7. martha hoffman December 4, 2014 at 4:05 am #

    At the Hearing Dog Program, back when we had a facility with kennel at SFSPCA, we ordered chocolate flavored Nylabones for all the dogs. But people on tours thought they were poops. So we had to get rid of them.

  8. SarahB December 4, 2014 at 4:32 am #

    My local store literally couldn’t give these away a few years ago. They had a box marked “free” full of them. It doesn’t help that it’s made with a terrible, smelly plastic, so no dogs are interested in it.

  9. 25castleson25clouds December 4, 2014 at 1:17 pm #

    On what planet would you want that in your house??!

  10. casdog1 December 5, 2014 at 5:17 am #

    This could almost qualify for Sex Toy Saturday, too. Ten inches long, oy!

    • casdog1 December 5, 2014 at 5:19 am #

      And now I am ashamed for I did not read the comments before posting my own.

  11. nuviyamals December 5, 2014 at 9:35 pm #

    Do you think this toy would make my bitch STOP eating real poop? Sigh…

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