I scream…you scream…we all scream for ice cream…
School may be out for summer, but it’s pop quiz time! Ok minions….Your goal is to guess for each of the three pictures whether they are a dog toy or a sex toy.
1. This friends, is a sex toy called the iScream Silicone Sex Toy, and according to the manufacturer, you can throw it in the the freezer for a ‘cool’ sensation before using it. Yep, definitely scream-worthy….
2. It’s pink, flexible, and bullet-shaped, but alas, this is a dog toy.
3. Despite looking “ribbed for her pleasure”, this is indeed an innocent dog toy that you can pick up at your local Petco.
What is that we hear in the distance? Is that the sound of the local ice cream truck? Hmm….we’ll pass.