There are so many awkward jokes we could make here, but we’ll spare you since we’re feeling charitable. So minions, which one of these fish is the PG-finding Nemo dog toy and which is better suited for finding your G-Spot?
Ok, now that you’ve grossed yourself out with fish jokes (admit it, you went there), are you ready for the answer?
Option A is called the “Rub my Fishie” (ew) and is indeed the sex toy. Those eyes are super creepy. Would you want that staring you down? Nope. Option B, despite having a look of fear in its eyes, is a dog toy meant for Fido.