Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday: Coochie & The Blowfish Edition

20 Apr

There are so many awkward jokes we could make here, but we’ll spare you since we’re feeling charitable.  So minions, which one of these fish is the PG-finding Nemo dog toy and which is better suited for finding your G-Spot?

 

 

Option A

Option A

 

Option B

Option B

 

Ok, now that you’ve grossed yourself out with fish jokes (admit it, you went there), are you ready for the answer?

 

Option A is called the “Rub my Fishie” (ew) and is indeed the sex toy.  Those eyes are super creepy.  Would you want that staring you down?  Nope.   Option B, despite having a look of fear in its eyes, is a dog toy meant for Fido.

 

"That's what Option A said"

“That’s what Option A said”

 

 

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4 Responses to “Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday: Coochie & The Blowfish Edition”

  1. maxwellthedog April 20, 2014 at 3:23 am #

    Are either of these fine products scented?

    • Shelby F April 20, 2014 at 7:37 am #

      Well the first one could be after it’s been used I suppose..,

      • maxwellthedog April 20, 2014 at 7:36 pm #

        That’s what I was hoping because I like fragrance of fresh fish.

  2. Rachel Albanese April 20, 2014 at 3:33 am #

    I cannot even imagine how “option A” could help in any sexual stimulation but….to each their own?

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