Usually, our WTF stands for “What the fuck?” and it’s meant for some bizarre dog product we’ve run across. This week though, we want to pose a different question for you.
Why The Fuck do these smell like satan’s asshole?
Seriously. We raw feed. We frequently give our dogs tripe. We’re used to some pretty stanky things. Potnoodle once lost a bag of hot dogs from training under her seat. For a week. In August. The putrid hot dog smell is White Diamonds compared to the homeless on bourbon street smell of these so called jerky “treats”. BusyBee originally thought maybe it was just the crawfish ones that smelled like the bottom of a swamp trawler, so naively bought the alligator ones the next week. Nope. Gator is just as bad. Possibly worse. This is a stink that just don’t come out. It leaches into your skin, perhaps into your nasal cavities. Forever. The rest of your life, you will be referred to as “that weird person that smells like the docks”. Do you want that to happen? We didn’t think so. Consider yourself warned. And if you are one of those people that is contrary and have decided that you must now buy this product? We suggest wearing gloves. And giving to your dog outside. Upwind.
Dear Thinkdog, We have a question for you. Why do these godawful creatures smell so bad? Do you do that on purpose? Also, where do you manufacture this fuckery, because we need to cross it off our places to visit list. We’re pretty sure the entire town smells like rotten fish and broken dreams.