Ho, Ho, Ho…ly crap.
Ready for us to ruin your Christmas? You know how this game works by now. Which of the following toys gets off Mrs. Claus and which is meant for your dog’s paws?
Ready? Sure about that? Ok then….Option A is a Santa Vibrator, complete with removable hat and “snow” topping (um, eww) and Option B is a Santa squeaky toy meant for your pooch. That being said, the dog toy is actually pretty creepy. Look at those shifty eyes. He clearly can’t be trusted.
Merry Christmas, Minions!