Ok, so we’ve posted some weird shit here every Wednesday. Some made us laugh. Some made us cry. A lot made us cringe. And some… we may or may not be asking Santa for this Christmas (or asking Chanukah Harry for as a belated Chanukah gift if you are BusyBee).
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we mocked it, but seriously… look at that genius. Who doesn’t want to spend the day knocking back cold ones and hanging out with their dog? It’s the American dream (we may have a very loose grasp on this American dream thing) Ever since writing that article Cycle Dog has been teasing us with ads on facebook and the temptation to order one is strong. Forgive us, minions.
Both utilitarian and entertaining? Sign us up! Since our dogs have yet to truly earn their keep (we keep waiting on their portion of the rent, but alas…), we might as well put them to work. Plus, BusyBee really hates to mop so this could save some time and frustration. And really, how cute would Mr. T be prancing around in those suckers?
No, we won’t be moving our dogs into these incredibly expensive dog houses, but Potnoodle is vaguely considering squatting in one when she finishes her (basically useless) degree. Television, air conditioning, inhabited only by furry creatures? Sounds like a dream. Hopefully the resident dog won’t mind watching TLC.
Potnoodle has poodles (Not an addiction to marijuana and a fondness for pasta, we know what you were thinking) so obviously, she has a flair for the dramatic. Can you blame her for sort of wanting feather extensions for her dogs? Yeah, she blames herself a little bit too. You just haven’t met her boy poodle, he’s fabulous enough to pull them off. Trust us.
Okay, you assholes never sent us a picture of your dog in a duck muzzle. We give you all this quality adult humor and you can’t even embarrass your dog for one quick duck face photo. Fine, we’re putting it on our Christmas list. See if we share photos with you.
Have any ridiculous dog items you totally need? We probably need to see them.