Ready to play another (a)rousing game of which one is for the pooch and which one is for the cooch? Sorry. We’ll never use that word again. Moving on…
One of these has the word “squeezz” in its name. The other is the sex toy. We’re not quite sure how we feel about that. Actually, we do. Uncomfortable.
Have your guess yet? *Drumroll Please*
Option A is the Kong Squeezz toy for dogs and Option B is an eerily similar sex toy. Both claim to be made of “a unique and durable material”, and based on appearances we can only assume they share the same patent. We can only hope the sex toy doesn’t make that bizarre noise when in use… unless dying rabbit noises are what gets you going. If so… we ask that you seek help. Please.