Tonight’s WTF Wednesday is for all those Bros who felt personally victimized by Monday’s post.
This is yet another example of why dogs are better than kids. Strap a beer opener to your dog? You’re the dude everyone wants at their party. Strap a beer opener to your kid and suddenly CPS is involved. Apparently, this is not a novel concept because there are at least two different collars that have a bottle opener option. We were unable to find a single onesie with a bottle opener. Jussayin’.
The first option is pretty nifty, since it’s made out of recycled bike intertubes. For those afternoons when you’re chilling after a long morning thrift shopping on your fixed gear bike and drinking your micro-brew, just call over trusty Salinger and he’ll be happy to assist you in opening your hipsta-brew.
Option two is, in our opinion, the only acceptable retractable thing to attach to a dog… ever. Drinking brewskis with your bro-skis? Then this is the collar for you. Just pull it out and pop the top. Just be careful not to get ‘totally wasted’ and pop your dog when you open that last natty. Juggs won’t appreciate it.