So remember yesterday when we said we were done mentioning tentacle porn….
We lied. So, which is an innocent toy meant for dogs and which comes to you from a dark corner of the wide world of web?
This week is a tricky one, but our longtime players and sex toy experts know that option A is the sex toy… we think. Option B is still looking pretty sketchy to us. It even has a flared base for safety. On the other hand, we’re pretty sure option A is made from a discarded Kong mold from their Squeezz JELS line.