Sometimes we wish our dogs could talk. And then we remember that it’s probably best they don’t. I mean, can you imagine what they would tell people about us?
For $220, you can buy the Bowlingual Voice Translator, which claims to tell you what your dog is feeling and can pick up on 6 distinct emotions. We’re pretty sure the only emotion your dog will feel if forced to wear one of these is exasperation. We don’t need a translator. Our dog’s opinion comes through nicely when they’re flipping us off on the agility course without a giant clunky piece of plastic.