What has four legs, a duck bill and a need to avenge itself upon its human captors?
Do you often find yourself thinking “How can I make my tiny human aggressive dog even MORE appealing to children?” If so, this is the product for you!
Just… why? A muzzle is a muzzle is a muzzle (and we prefer the “nasty leather type”, thank you.) Don’t try to make it cute. It’s a thing that keeps dogs from biting people or other dogs. It does not need to make your dog look like a friendly pond animal*.
Also, we’re wondering if the edges of the bill is hard? If so, ouch when the dog snaps. If not… ouch when the dog snaps. Definitely not the most effective thing we’ve seen.
If you desperately need one, they can be purchased here. If you buy it, we’re judging you… but we also want photos.
*BusyBee would like to state that not all pond creatures are nice. Having been chased by a swan once, she can assure you that they are, in fact, assholes.