WTF Wednesday

5 Jun

 

Apparently the number of products out there related to dog poop are endless.  Who knew that the simple act of picking up dog turds required so many accessories?  First there was the Poo-Trap, then there was the Turd Burglar, and now we bring to you Poop Freeze.

 

According to the website, Poop Freeze is an emergency pet product that every pet owner should have. Just Frost & Toss with Poop Freeze!  Worried about how you will fit your 10 oz can of Poop Freeze into your bait bag while out on a walk?  Never fear, because there is a special purse designed just for Poop Freeze.  Just throw it on over your turtle-neck and pleated khakis, and enjoy your walk knowing you won’t have to actually pick up warm dog poo. Your dog might not actually want to walk with you though.

 

To be honest, if we saw someone bent over at the park spraying poop with a aerosol can, we’d be a little concerned. While we can see the appeal for picking up gross loose poop, we don’t really think that’s worth having to haul around a questionable aerosol can.

 

However, they do have something called Dog Fart Terminator. That’s a product we’d definitely be interested in. Wait? It isn’t a robot that follows your dogs around? Nevermind.

Don’t even.

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6 Responses to “WTF Wednesday”

  1. Morgaana June 6, 2013 at 1:28 am #

    I ⓛⓞⓥⓔ reading WTF Wednesdays! ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ Bahahaha!

  2. Neil Hutchins inc. June 6, 2013 at 3:54 pm #

    Reblogged this on Neil J Hutchins (Canine Education) Blog.

  3. Vicki Smith June 6, 2013 at 4:55 pm #

    I had to Google this product to know whether you made it up or not, cuz I was pretty sure you had. Honestly, I’m not sure which made me laugh harder – the blog or the fact that people on Amazon actually reviewed this product!

  4. Linda June 18, 2013 at 2:47 am #

    I like picking up the warm stuff – the heat helps zero in on the turd when walking my dog after dark. It’s the cold stuff that gives me the creeps. But I suppose this product could be helpful for those days when the poop is a bit on the liquid side.

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