With the exception of Fang’s geriatric munchkins, we all have large dogs. Perhaps that is why we are so baffled by this Wednesday’s WTF.
Despite appearances, that is not actually a handle to assist large birds of prey in carrying your dog off. It is, in fact, a device to keep your tiny dog inside your crazy expensive wrought iron fencing.
Now, maybe our dogs are just way smarter than the average dog, but we can’t imagine it would take long before most dogs figured out they could just turn their body sideways to override the device and slip through the fence. That being said, the image of a dog repeatedly banging in to the bars with it’s cross-bar has given us quite a few laughs.
OK, so there are crazy dog products all over the internet, as evidenced by how regularly we are able to do the WTF Wednesday topic. Apparently though, this is a niche market because there is not only one product to cover the problem.
This one seems to be marketed more towards the “little old ladies with maltese on their balcony” set. Wouldn’t want fluffykins to make a 15 story dive from your pastel Palm Beach condo, would you? (Is fluffykins really that dumb?)