Say it three times fast…
Turd Burglar….Turd Burglar….Turd…
Ew. Ok, maybe not. Just stop.
Have you ever wanted to take a slap-shot with a dog turd? If so, this product is for you! According to the website, the Turd Burglar is “so much fun you’ll want to steal your neighbor’s dog poop!” (No thanks, we’ve seen our neighbor’s dog’s Beneful-fueled shits and we aren’t touching that with a ten foot pole…or the turd burglar)
Apparently when you order the Turd Burglar, you also receive plastic “practice poops” to help perfect your aim as well as a book full of fun games you can play with your Turd Burglar.
The site clearly cautions to “never shoot real dog poop at people, pets, buildings or passing cars”, but really, what do they think people are doing with this? Plus, doesn’t that take all the fun out of this product?
Anyone feel like ordering it and giving us a review? You know you want to. Share your thoughts below!