Sex Toy or Dog Toy

11 May

Happy Saturday! Let’s Ruin it.


Ok kids, which is the dog toy?


Option A

Option B


Can the answer be neither? We REALLY just want the answer to be neither. Don’t rub your junk on weird disembodied feet and don’t let your dog chew on weird disembodied feet. Can’t life just be that easy? Apparently not. Despite the lovely pedicure suggesting otherwise, option A is the dog toy. Sadly,option B isn’t even the most disturbing find when you google “foot fetish sex toy”. Don’t google that, let the experts* handle it.

*And by experts, we mean us.  Trust us, you don’t want your search engine history to be compromised like ours surely has been.



One Response to “Sex Toy or Dog Toy”

  1. cynontheworld May 11, 2013 at 10:51 pm #

    You really should do your sex/dog toy research at the library using their computers. These are a hoot, but your spam is going to be really gross.

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