Sex Toy Saturday!

5 May

It’s that time of the week again!!  We’ve scoured the internet (and cleared our browsing histories multiple times) so that we can bring you another Sex Toy Saturday!

Put on your thinking caps (we imagine they look a little something like this) and get ready to guess! 

OPTION A:

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OPTION B:

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Ok minions, which is the sex toy and which is the dog toy?

If you guessed that Option B is the dog toy, you would be….woefully incorrect.   Yes, ladies and gentleman, that mouthy little green monster is a sex toy.   For real.  People put that thing, actually called the Man Eaters from Outerspace Waterproof Vibrator, near their lady bits** (om nom nom nom).   Option A, while looking an awful lot like a testicle with a tiny penis on its head, is actually a dog toy.   We also noticed that it appears to be snickering, and we’re pretty sure it’s laughing at the other toy for having to go where no monster should have to go.

**CORRECTION:  Blame BusyBee for not reading thoroughly, but apparently the Man Eater toy is actually for men (seriously, the man-eating part should have been a clue).  Yep.   Let that image dance around in your head.  You’re welcome.

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2 Responses to “Sex Toy Saturday!”

  1. JT May 5, 2013 at 3:24 am #

    I want that Teste McPenis-head toy. Seriously.

  2. Cyn May 7, 2013 at 7:27 pm #

    Hmm, is it bad I got it right and could even identify the variety of the bottom toy? (pun intended)

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