Time for our third round of “sex toy or dog toy”. We know you love this game. Admit it.
If you chose “B” as the dog toy, you would be correct. Option “A” is an anal douche (can we say that on the internet?!) If you are still confused, perhaps you can ask someone to draw you a diagram. Just please don’t ask us. We’ve already hit our uncomfortable quota for the day.
According to the Leerburg site (where you can find this gem), this puppy tug is “very flexible” and is approximately 12 inches long. Not that size matters…(Pfft. Of course it does.).