Sex Toy or Dog toy? You Be The Judge First Edition

3 Mar

Surely we aren’t the only ones who routinely blush when perusing the aisles at the local pet supply store.  Some of the things we have seen are just plain questionable.  So,  it got us thinking, could anyone tell the difference between a sex toy and a dog toy?   The goal of this regular column is to test your skills.  Trust us, it’s not as easy as you might think.

Now, for our inaugural  post…..

Which is the sex toy and which is the dog toy?


Option A

West Paw Design's Bumi

Option B

If you guessed option B as the pet toy, you are correct. From the z-shaped design to the alluring blue color, these items are disturbingly similar. If you own this particular toy, you are fully within your right to be skeeved out. West Paw Design, the maker of the Bumi dog toy, says the toy is “guaranteed to go the distance” and has an “ innovative “S” shape that flexes out to twice its length.” With a description like that, is it any wonder we got confused?

We should say, that despite its questionable appearance, both I and Mr. T love their Bumi toys.  Despite Mr. T’s ability to destroy most any toy tossed his way, his Bumi is still in one piece and ready for more tugging and fetching.We guess it really can go the distance!


5 Responses to “Sex Toy or Dog toy? You Be The Judge First Edition”

  1. dockdog March 3, 2013 at 5:07 am #

    This toy always kind of had me wondering too….

    • thedogsnobs March 3, 2013 at 10:02 pm #

      Yes! That is one we are saving for a future entry.

  2. PowderFootsmom March 4, 2013 at 1:15 am #

    So could you really start having true romance dog parties with these…omg ..tee hee

  3. njxcmtzn June 6, 2014 at 8:46 am #

    No shame. Was in the store buying cat food. Saw this. Cheap. Right shape, and claimed to be indestructible? Done deal. Best decision ever. I’ve had plenty of expensive actual “sex” toys, but this “dog” toy does the trick better than anything I’ve ever tried.

  4. Superb post. Didn’t know this, appreciate it for letting me know.

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