WTF Wednesday

20 Jun

Have you ever thought “I wish my safely fenced dog could terrorize passers-by all the while maintaining a nautical flair”? If so, today’s WTF Wednesday is for you. It appears to be a puppy porthole, though they totally missed that weird dog/sailor market by calling it a Pet Peek. You know those dogs, the ones that rush the fence when you walk your dogs by, sounding like Cerebrus come to life? Wouldn’t it be great if you could see the three slavering heads  screaming at you  to  go the fuck away?

Also,from the FAQ, we can clearly see the kind of asshole that buys this product:

“You should NOT install into a fence that is shared with a neighbor, without WRITTEN PERMISSION. Place Peeks on any side of your fence that is NOT SHARED, unless you receive WRITTEN PERMISSION from that neighbor.”

 

Yeah…most people put up privacy fences for a reason (we assume they are all nudists), so making a dog-sized peep-hole into your neighbor’s yard is just bad form.  The fact that this is explicitly mentioned and warned against on the website probably means that some genius actually installed one on a shared fence and the company caught flak. Pro Tip: If they have a privacy fence, they don’t want to look at you. Good Fences Make Good Neigbours and fences with portholes result in flaming dog poop thrown over the fence.

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8 Responses to “WTF Wednesday”

  1. Peg June 20, 2013 at 1:51 am #

    Any bets on how long it will take for it to become completely opaque with drool and dogsnot…? :DDD

    • Cyn June 20, 2013 at 1:59 am #

      Like I need another window to clean. Or not and leave to snot up.

  2. kittyherder June 20, 2013 at 1:55 am #

    Thanks for the laugh, ladies. I really needed it today.

  3. Cyn June 20, 2013 at 2:02 am #

    My dogs see perfectly fine through the cracks and do a fine job of making the meter reader attempt record vertical jump heights from the other side without installing windows.

  4. Linda June 20, 2013 at 2:09 am #

    Cerberus! Of course!. Now I want to get one and paint two dog heads – one on either side of the porthole. I love it!

  5. rubytheblacklabrador June 20, 2013 at 3:58 am #

    Love it!! what ever will they think of next?

  6. leestrates June 20, 2013 at 7:30 am #

    If I saw one of these, I’d paint over it. -.-

  7. leestrates June 20, 2013 at 7:53 am #

    If I saw one of these, I’d paint over it.

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